For less than the cost of...something that costs $5, we'll deliver a yay or nay within 5 business days.
You can't beat that with a stick. Because it's, you know, not a tangible object.
We want udderly fantastic flash fiction, up to 1500 words total for all pieces submitted at one time. Don't go over our limits or Cud the Cow will kick you! Please refrain from using funky fonts in your attachment. Cows prefer Time New Roman. Thou shalt not include your name or any other identifying information on the work itself, as our staff reads submissions blind.
Should your work be accepted for publication, we will ask for a third-person bio at that time.
**Make sure to check our Submissions page
, so you know about the weirdly strange flash we're looking for!**